Travel Advisory

My prompt:

Write a 12-part series of travel advisories for extraterrestrial tourists visiting Earth, written by a alien bureaucrat who despises both terrestrial life and his intended audience. Each advisory must concentrate on one "attraction" but evaluate it using a bureaucratic rubric from a non-human value system. The advisories must collectively imply a coherent (but never stated) political crisis that explains the bureaucrat's scorn.

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Responses: GPT 5.2 Thinking, Claude Sonnet 4.5, Gemini 3 Pro